100 Puns
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[[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]]
Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them?
Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns?
Or are you just bored and found this?
Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy!
Read at you're own risk.
*Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine
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