Butter Believe It
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Last published Tue, Jun 28, 2016
Paula Dean, the butter queen.
Barrack Obama, made all the drama.
Donald Trump, what a big chump.
Bernie Sanders, lowered the standards.
And I know it's a lot, but you Butter Believe It.
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