Octopussy
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Last published Wed, Jan 18, 2017
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"You can have my octopussy!" I said giggling like a little girl.
"Ew gross, I just want my ding-a-ling back." He said as he walked away.
"Wait! What's your name mystery guy?"
"Your Mom"
I just KNEW that was the start of our relationship. Me and Your Mom were going to be tighter than spandex.
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