AU Homestuck fanfic -all characters belong to Andrew Hussie- Trapped on a sweeps-long journey towards the Alpha Session, Vriska and Karkat quickly do what they do best, namely, get so far up each other's backs they're practically touching shoulders. However, what appears to be a normal, perfectly routine process quickly accelerates as, inexplicably, they both begin to flush for each other. However, as both trolls oscillate at almost break-neck pace between red and black flushes, can their relationship survive or will they tear it apart and bring the entire meteor down with them?