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"Proide" and Prejudice and Bogans

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Proide and Prejudice and Bogans 
A modern retelling, where a girl is too full of herself to know something decent is right there for the taking, and a bloke is too up himself to recognise that women are people too. And a person's reputation can get ripped to hell with one cruel tweet.

*Bogans = Australian term for people who are seen by many to be undesirable, but are in fact part of the much-needed fabric of society. They might drive noisy cars, enjoy the music of Jimmy Barnes and The Angels and wear trashy clothes, but don't we all? Bogan is a cultural symbol of pride. Or "Proide!" as the locals call it. Some say bogans aren't well educated, but so what, you stuck up ponce? Who cares about going to Uni when you can be an electrician or a plumber and work for fat wads of cash. Up yours, tax office!All Rights Reserved

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━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, I make fun of CH stereotypes.. and spice it up with a little bit of hell. ( countryhumans x gender neutral reader ) ═════════════════════════ ' 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙔 𝙎𝙐𝙀 ' an idealized character who is either talented at everything or loved by everyone, has lacking flaws, and may even have a tragic backstory. The people that despises the said mary sue will get a negative impact later on. ═════════════════════════ You hated her. She made up rumors about you that wasn't even true. And almost everybody hated you. but why do you care? Your gonna make a plan to stop this. ... 𝘰𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥'𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰. 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖. ═════════════════════════ [ ART BY ME . DON'T STEAL DIPSHITS ] 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 = 𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 = 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 = 𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 Ⓒ𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 • 𝟏 - 𝟐𝟐 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 = 𝟒𝟕𝐊+ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 - • 𝟏𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟏𝟓𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ • 𝟐𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟐𝟖𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ • 𝟑𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟒𝟑𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ ━━ 𝘕𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘰. 𝘴𝘵𝘧𝘶