"Proide" and Prejudice and Bogans
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Proide and Prejudice and Bogans
A modern retelling, where a girl is too full of herself to know something decent is right there for the taking, and a bloke is too up himself to recognise that women are people too. And a person's reputation can get ripped to hell with one cruel tweet.
*Bogans = Australian term for people who are seen by many to be undesirable, but are in fact part of the much-needed fabric of society. They might drive noisy cars, enjoy the music of Jimmy Barnes and The Angels and wear trashy clothes, but don't we all? Bogan is a cultural symbol of pride. Or "Proide!" as the locals call it. Some say bogans aren't well educated, but so what, you stuck up ponce? Who cares about going to Uni when you can be an electrician or a plumber and work for fat wads of cash. Up yours, tax office!
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