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Scaring the Guards

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Reads 110
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Parts 11
Time 25m

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An awesomely crazy story that me and one of my bestest friends came up with a while back. Just thought I'd post it here for laughs. 

It's about a trio of horrory beings that are out to scare the last people in the world who haven't been scared by them yet: the Buckingham Palace Guards. Keep in mind that nothing in this tale should be taken too seriously.All Rights Reserved

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