Taco House of Love
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"Hello, thank yo-"
"Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side."
"Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas."
"What are you talking about?"
"You called the Taco House. We sell tacos."
"...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well, it seems like I've got an emergency to attend. Gotta go!"
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