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COMBACKS AND JOKES

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HERE IS A COMBACK ---&gt; Guy: hey Hoe
                                                     Me: I been called worse
                                                    Guy: and what is that
                                                   Me: Your Girl friend



                                       I KNOW O SUCK BUT HEY I TAKE REQUST!!All Rights Reserved

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