COMBACKS AND JOKES
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Last published Sat, Oct 29, 2016
HERE IS A COMBACK ---> Guy: hey Hoe
Me: I been called worse
Guy: and what is that
Me: Your Girl friend
I KNOW O SUCK BUT HEY I TAKE REQUST!!
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