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Needs Jesus

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Reads 14
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Found this story just ironic :) There is no offense to be taken by this story to anyone and while I might not find a real life situation that is like this to be funny, I couldn't help but laugh after reading this story. 

I did not write this short story myself I just found it and wanted to share it :) I hope you find it ironic too. 

Rated it for mature but it's not actually inappropriate I just felt that I should because of the topic. Please comment to tell me how I should tag this :) I put a few tags but I honestly didn't know how it should be tagged.All Rights Reserved

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