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Puns Against Pun Master.

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LECTURAS 3,538
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LECTURAS 3,538
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Partes 50
Hora 26m

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If l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"?

If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask you to "bus"t a move. 

All of my puns are original.

Enjoy. And "plesiosaurs" comment and vote. If you are a blind plesiosaurs you would starve because you can't "see" food.

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Sunshine | ✓ de AlwaysLostInWords

It was a prank gone wrong... ...But it brought them closer. "No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." *sniffle* "..." "J-James?" "..." "You l-love me too, right?" "..." "James?" *sniffle* "I do?" "Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you." *beep* "Fuck" *It does contains some swearing*

Sprinkles {#Wattys2018} ✔ de veryhungryhippo

❝ Hello, this is Jimmy's Ice Cream Parlour! What can we get you today? Jim-" "I really need some help." "Um-" "I think I'm in love with you. ❞ ☞ Synopsis ☞ An unexpected conversation begins an unexpected new journey. Where will this deliciously frozen journey take these two strangers? completed. [in major editing 2017-2018.]

Runaway (slight BDSM) de NikkiBug16

"I don't know who you think you are disrespecting me like that but you're going to regret it," he growls. "Oh, kinky," I purr, causing him to roll his eyes and let out a disappointed sigh. "Put her in the trunk," he says and makes his way to the passenger seat. "Woah at least take me to dinner first." I could've imagined it but I think I heard the bodyguard chuckle before he slammed the top of the trunk, leaving me in total darkness. (Can read the book on its own but there will be characters from the previous book mentioned) ---- *BDSM *Warning of emotional and physical abuse *Warning of sexual content *If any of this is triggering for you, I suggest you read another book Highest ranking #1 in disobedience #1 in funny moments #1 in sassy #1 in poor

Le Gasp The Club de _Baby_Bitch__

If you say le gasp you are welcome here. You will not be criticized or punished for your choice of language here. Le gasp is accepted among us members of society. If you say Le gasp as well, I welcome you with open arms to join us. You are home now my children. Let us embrace. {Basically me venting bout life and my chisme} (This is really for fun, if you want to have some too then please join the family!) [slow, unsteady updates] #9: random thoughts #38: tagging #34: community #2: legasp

New Girl de flowerchildDF

"You dropped this." I heard a husky voice say. I turned around to look at what I dropped and realized it was my schedule. I gasped. Damn, I would have been fucked if I'd lost it. I guess I didn't put it in my bag... I looked up to thank him, but ended up not being able to find my voice. He's really attractive. Drop dead gorgeous attractive. Hot. He has brown hair that is spiked up in a messy way and shiny chocolate brown eyes that are hard not to stare at. His jawline was firm and he is extremely tall compared to my 5'3" height; he seems like he's 6'1". He looks in good shape -- the white shirt he was wearing showed off his broad muscular chest. He wore a leather-mans jacket from the school over the t-shirt, with black denim jeans, and converse. I swallowed. I snapped out of it and took the paper forcing myself to say "thanks." However, he walked away before I even finished. OK... he obviously isn't interested in the 'new girl' like all the other students are. I can't help but feel a bit disappointed. Out of all the guys that have hit on me in school today he is the only one that has caught my eye -- bad news is that he didn't even bother. "You know him? I'm surprised the cheer-bitch hasn't threatened you yet." Jessica said, her face showing shock. "Um, no I don't know him... and cheer-bitch?" I frowned confused. "She's his ex-girlfriend, but considering she has such a small brain that is a size of a peanut, she won't leave him alone. I mean like seriously, EX; has she not heard of that quote, 'Thanks for the EXperience, Our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.' She is one clueless bimbo. Then again who would leave him alone he is S-E-X-Y!" I laughed. "I am going to love being your friend." I said while I looked back to where he had headed a while ago, but I no longer saw him. I sighed disappointed.

These tears I cried at 15 de loveisthecuretopain

"Ethan, we've known each other for years! Now you want to talk to me?" I rolled my eyes. "What do you want? Is this a dare? Who's putting you up to this?" I questioned insecurely. He gave me an amused smile and chuckled. "Trust me if I want to talk to you Maia I'm going to talk you not just because someone told me to..." My throat went dry at this and my mouth opened ajar but I quickly closed it feeling my throat tighten and a blush rise to my cheeks. ____________________________ 15, little number huge meaning! I never thought any of this would happen to me till 15...

Book Of Ha Ha 2 de 1deanx

Part 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha-3

Funny Tales Of Blazelite de Howlova

Funny tales and things that happened to me. !CAUTION! DO NOT DRINK ANY DRINKING LIQUID WHILE READING THIS, YOU WILL EITHER CHOKE OR SPIT OUT YOUR DRINKING LIQUID SOME PEEPS IN THIS BOOK: @RamenEatingMonsterOA @Cupsnoodles @SlyvieLlama @Chessbrod Note: This is PG-PG13 humor. RANKED #799 IN HUMOR IN ?/?/17 RANKED #896 IN HUMOR IN 1/12/18 RANKED #894 IN HUMOR IN 3/1/18 RANKED #532 IN HUMOR IN 3/30/18 RANKED #490 IN HUMOR IN 4/24/18 RANKED #817 IN HUMOR IN 5/16/18 RANKED #372 IN "LMAO" 1ST PLACE IN HUMOR IN THE NIGHT TIME AWARDS 2018!

It's A Cliche de lolipopnerd

Hey kids. Do you love watpadd? Are you tired of cliche's? Do you just want to read something funny? Well here's the book for you. Its a humourous parody for watpadd cliches. All you have to do is check it out. You'll fall in love. She was a storm; not the kind you run from, oh no... The kind you chase. ••• What is this idiot doing? He's making a scene, people are staring. Oh God please kill me now. I close my eyes and pray; Oh God just let the ground open up and swallow me... Pretty please? I peek from one eye to check if I've magically teleported... Nope! Still in this nightmare. "will... You... Marry... Me?", he stops singing and looks at me hopefully. Tristan why?! Why you gotta be so weird all the time? I look around to see the crowd watching wide eyed. Some look at me expectantly while the others look like they're about to cry due to this sham of affectionate 'love'. Oh what do I do now? "Tristan... We're in -. "She said yes!" they all applaud ecstatically. 'I hate people'

Just Don't Ask de aarathrath

READ ME, AND YOU SHALL BE SHOWERED IN ...... uh... SOMETHING YUMMY! (I'll even throw in an umbrella haha :P) A cute little story from that crazy amazing life of mine. Better than a reality TV show! HAHAHA yes with all the demented birds planning their attack and the raindrops possessed by evil leprechauns! Hehe. :)

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Sunshine | ✓ cover

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Sunshine | ✓

It was a prank gone wrong... ...But it brought them closer. "No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." sniffle "..." "J-James?" "..." "You l-love me too, right?" "..." "James?" sniffle "I do?" "Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you." beep "Fuck" It does contains some swearing