Puns Against Pun Master.
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If l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"?
If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask you to "bus"t a move.
All of my puns are original.
Enjoy. And "plesiosaurs" comment and vote. If you are a blind plesiosaurs you would starve because you can't "see" food.
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