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Unangelic [Angel Are Anything But Angelic]

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Patrick has always been one for bad jokes and corny pickup lines. The one that make girls smile and give him a fake laugh before walking off. Then his mates that just clap him on the back and try to cheer him up. 
  
  So when a girl straight falls out of the sky and lands smack dab in front of Patrick with two huge wings. He can't help but ask her 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' She beautiful and deadly. Cast out of heaven until she can bring back a set of magical keys, that been stolen. 
  
  Leading to the murder of his best friend, who's actually a demon, and her ending up being a wanted criminal. Leading to a road trip with an fallen angel, two nephilims and Patrick who doesn't seem altogether human himself. 
  
  Hell hath not met a fury till they meet this angel. Slaying demons and fighting hordes of monster, while trying to woe the sultry angel. What more can a horny teen boy ask for?

A journey that might just destroy the only thing standing between humanities and heavens death.   
  
[UPDATED Tuesday, Friday and sometimes Sunday]  Warning Sexual Content, Mature and Graphic images, Explicit language and themes Basically rated R but it's nothing that you don't hear in High School. So 16+ or not just don't hiss and complain in my comments about the content.All Rights Reserved

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First draft so it's very very rough!!!! Completed My name is Lana Walker. My life had been a fairytale. Until tragedy struck. A car crash that obliterates my entire life including my three mates. I survived but at what cost? Five months later I'm still in pieces. Everyone knows losing your mates is the fastest way to madness. Except on a good ole Monday, I see my mates. From the way everyone around me is behaving, they never died. Neither do they remember me. They despise me. My life has taken a bizarre turn with an unstable power within me, a secret force behind strange attacks and three mates who are on my case. For unknown reasons.. I may have broken into their apartment and attracted their attention. Some very negative attention. "Lana", he coos softly, and I hum in response ", I'm not fucking anyone, pretty girl" My cheeks burn at the familiar nickname, and I swallow my suddenly dry throat until he adds, "Yet," I almost pull a muscle in my neck turning to look at him. When he glances back at me and sees the obvious disgust on my face, he closes his eyes, rubbing his lips together in amusement. There is a rare show of softness for me when he looks at me his fingers stroke my chin to cheer me up. "I'm going to fuck you, aren't I?" my breathing picks up, and I try to see the deception but find none. Just his arrogance and lust. For me. "we'll see" I swallow and stroke a hand down my straightened hair. Jackson cocks his head to the side, the challenge accepted. The hunt is on. "oh, I am fucking you. Six Ways to Sunday" Book one of the "what we did do series" Dark romance/ reverse harem. Mature themes 🔞