Unangelic [Angel Are Anything But Angelic]
OnlyWicked
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  • Parts 20
  • Time 2h 55m
OnlyWicked
Ongoing, First published Jun 17, 2016
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Patrick has always been one for bad jokes and corny pickup lines. The one that make girls smile and give him a fake laugh before walking off. Then his mates that just clap him on the back and try to cheer him up. 
  
  So when a girl straight falls out of the sky and lands smack dab in front of Patrick with two huge wings. He can't help but ask her 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' She beautiful and deadly. Cast out of heaven until she can bring back a set of magical keys, that been stolen. 
  
  Leading to the murder of his best friend, who's actually a demon, and her ending up being a wanted criminal. Leading to a road trip with an fallen angel, two nephilims and Patrick who doesn't seem altogether human himself. 
  
  Hell hath not met a fury till they meet this angel. Slaying demons and fighting hordes of monster, while trying to woe the sultry angel. What more can a horny teen boy ask for?

A journey that might just destroy the only thing standing between humanities and heavens death.   
  
[UPDATED Tuesday, Friday and sometimes Sunday]  Warning Sexual Content, Mature and Graphic images, Explicit language and themes Basically rated R but it's nothing that you don't hear in High School. So 16+ or not just don't hiss and complain in my comments about the content.
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Grey II - Ghosts

50 parts Complete Mature

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