The Sly Fox

This is my first CreepyPasta story, so I have no idea what I'm doing. I've been wanting to be in one of his stories for a while, and when I realized that wasn't going to happen, I decided to write my own. I hope MrCpreepyPasta reads this and puts it in one of his videos. This story is in no, way, sort, or how a true story. Completely out of my imagination.

Description.
Life is hard when you're overweight. It's even harder when you're dead.

Minimalistic, I know. But I want it to be a surprise.