Of Nerds and Alchoholics (Johnrox)
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John is probably the biggest nerd you'll meet, yet he's a pretty sick dude. So sick, in fact, that he likes a certain sick lady, who is equally as sick. Watch as their sick relationship unfolds.
I swear to God, these descriptions get worse every time I write a new fucking book. Anyway, uh, read along. Also, there might be mild swearing, but no intense hardcore grade-A smut. It'll be mature simply because I don't want some random eight year old telling their moms that they read the "F WURD" in an online fanfiction, because Jesus Christ, I swear it'll happen if I don't.
I hope someone enjoys this shitty piece of...er..."art." GG me, happy fucking New Year. It's not NYE, kill me Kankri.
(Roxy Lalonde, John Egbert, and Homestuck all belong to Andrew Hussie.)
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