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You Haven't Got A Clue

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Parts 5
Time 2h 13m

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Ah, 1969... What a summer.

Hetalia and the characters belong respectfully to Hidekaz Himaruya.All Rights Reserved

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Towards the end - Judgement Day by Redie-I

The sequel to our dramatic beginning; the reveal of the cure to our personifications' forced sinning. Poor humanity, now cursed to be left in the dust. All their buildings left to rust. Aliens shall instead reign; if only their ministers would deign To allow the rest freedom. Have no fear - by the end all shall be released from thraldom. All characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya, unless shown to be otherwise. Date started: Monday 21st July 2025 Date finished: Saturday 6th September 2025 Book 1: America's Star of Extinction - Also on AO3 Book 2 of the Intergalactic Arc Book 3: The final frontier: Hetalia

America's Star of Extinction by Redie-I

Alfred has been stuck in my head, and now he will be stuck in text, where he will be forced to see the truth behind his nature - an unlucky subject. He will discover what it means to truly be free. Even if it comes with a life-changing fee. So join me for a ride inside my imagination, which will last until we come to Epilogue station. All characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya, unless shown to be otherwise. Date started: Saturday 14th June 2025 Date finished: Monday 21st July 2025 Book 1 of the Intergalactic Arc - Also on AO3 Book 2: Towards the end - Judgement Day Book 3: The final frontier: Hetalia

The Actor by ImAProfessional0

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

Alfred's Book of Secrets by OliviaGuardabascio

A selected bundle of nations is gathered after a mysterious letter involving America shows up at their door. Once they all arrived a light freezes time and they become trapped inside the frozen limbo they entered. On the table appears a book labeled "Alfred's Secrets" which naturally piqued their interest. What will they do? 18+ themes Trigger warnings will be applied to certain chapters (Honestly just running with the "diary" trope, just being more creative with it)

The Monsters in us all ( Dark!/Yandere! Hetalia x Reader ) by Shini--chan

" Oh dear, look what you have done. Stealing my heart and then acting like it is no big deal. Now you pay the price love. And the price is you!" I don't own the hetalia characters, Hidekazu Himaruya does. Art doesn't belong to me. REQUESTS ARE CLOSED!!

A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] by Ese_chicanoL

[OLD. NEW VERSION OUT NOW.] One day, Alfred had mistakenly left his journal in the meeting room. He had left his stuff behind due to an emergency back at his home, and so; the remaining nations were appalled at finding something that he'd been writing in. And unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat. Many of the others began to read the pages, which led them all to realize that Alfred was a whole lot different than what they'd thought he'd be, for being the personification of the United States. Several twists and turns begin to crumble, as a hidden secret between Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred comes to light. While Matthew descends into mental chaos- the rest of the nations manage to take back the journal, only to find out some horrible secrets the American has about them. [Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me, all rightful credits go to Hidekaz Himaruya (AKA: Hima)!] - - #1 in aphamerica - 06.22.23 #1 in romanovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in felicianovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in aphprussia - 06.29.23 #2 in aphrussia - 07.03.23 - - Started: 06.XX.2023 Ended: [DISCONTINUED] - 08.13.2023

Hetalia On Facebook by XKuroShiX

If Hetalia Characters had facebook accounts... DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA NOR THE ORIGINAL PHOTO I USED FOR THE COVER. Hetalia belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz while this book to me.

They don't need to know...|Rusame|Hetalia| by DragonPrincess22

America/Alfred has secrets. That's not a surprise as all nations have them. HE has a significant amount more than the others though. Only a few people know of his secrets. His husband Russia/ Ivan. All of his kids. His twin Canada/Matthew Others who have stayed with him before such as Lithuania. Some secrets he hasn't even told them because it would change how they look at him for better or for worse. But what happens when everyone finds out the secrets he's been keeping for centuries?

I'll Be Back. Promise (A USUK Fanfic) by 50statesofhero

There was never a time where I could be truly happy. It was always: Arthur's okay. Arthur seems happy. Arthur's sad. But, when I met him, it was like reality was giving me a chance. That is was letting me be happy for once. Until it got taken away from me once again. ( A USUK Fanfiction ) The Hetalia Characters belong to Himaruya-senpai

I saw Her First! {Hetalia X Reader} by AngelinaSmith590

{COMPLETED} While at the beach over summer vacation, you run into a bunch of cute boys. There's one problem though, they all think it's love at first sight! Yikes! Sure enough, school starts and you run into them again. You all have the same classes and soon become great friends. Get ready for a bunch of awkward situations as they all try to win you over! Can the Hetalia guys learn to play nice with each other? And who will you pick? And why did they all mysteriously move to your little town at the same time? © AngelinaSmith590

My Super Duper hero (America x Reader) A ranma 1/2 Crossover story (Completed) by KrystalFrancesStrife

lf what happened america reactions you turned into a guy (ranma 1/2 crossover)?! enjoy reading you guys I do not my own hetalia characters and ranma 1/2 characters (C) himaruya hidekaz (C) rumiko takahashi (C) me

Parent!England x Fem!Reader: The Park by SepiaEve

You were enjoying a nice afternoon at the park when an excited child runs up to you, chattering excitedly. You have no idea who he is, but you decide to be nice and play with him and his siblings. Then you meet their father, a gentlemanly Brit with a weight on his shoulders. A close friendship is soon forged. . America, Canada, and Seychelles are featured as Arthur's children. . England, America, and all the other Hetalia characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya, but this story and its plot belongs to me, so please don't steal.

Small Secrets; Big problem by Canisleepnow09

America is the loud, obnoxious, immature nation the countries know, right? But what if he wasn't? What secrets surface after a more than odd call shoves the crew of nations into a side of America most have never seen. I wrote this just for fun so there is kinda quick pacing along with slow updates. I'd love some criticism about it so I can improve. I use google translate for any foreign language so please correct it if it's wrong in the comments and I will fix it. Otherwise please enjoy. #1 in ivanbraginski 7/4/20 #1 in thestates 7/5/20 #1 in aphamerica 7/8/20 #4 in Rusame 7/12/20 #2 in Hetalia 10/7/20 {Cover is not mine}

The Fake Smile He Wears by PotatoNoLife

No Ships! i do be cringing at this very hard but I'll keep it up for y'all. note that the quality is very questionable and like most people i've reflected on the cringiness <3 The Ancients saw many of their children and grandchildren suffering alone, no one noticing the other's pain. The fake mask, the 'happy' countries wore. The secrets they all hid. The Ancients couldn't let this just happen, they came up with a plan. America was the unfortunate victim and test subject. America is the happy, joyful, always smiling, and loud country, but what if everything they know about him is a lie? A mask no one could see through. The mask no one tried to look through. There was a lot they didn't know about him. A lot he hid from them. A lot he kept inside his cracking heart. Secrets will be spilled, and skeletons will come out of the closet. Feelings kept inside for so long, will come out. The sides of America they never knew of will come out today. The mask will come off today. The mask that's been worn for so long. Will he be saved? What happened to America? Who is America really? How many lies have been told? How many hearts will be broken? Did they ever know America at all? How many friendships will be built, and how many destroyed? How long has America deceived them all? How will they see America now? Will America come out of this better or worse? Was doing all of this right? Only time will tell. WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️: Mentions of suicide, eating disorders, self harm, other mental disorders, and depression. If you are suffering from any of these things please get help. I know someone out there cares for you, if you can't find someone who cares for you, I do, so please get help. Don't ever do any of this stuff. If you don't like this stuff or if it bothers you please don't read it, if not continue, you have been warned. Some stuff may be really inaccurate and I don't mean to offend anyone. Best rank Alfred Jones #1 Cover picture isn't mine, please don't sUe mE

Amnesia(Spain x Reader) by soulsilver3228

Both Hetalia and all characters from it mentioned in this story belong to Hidekaz Himaruya. You belong to you and the plot belongs to me! Ameera also belongs to me, as she is my Hetalia OC(Malaysia aka Ameera Kelpi) Yay! Enjoy~ Ve~

Crazy Little Americans by whyisrussia745

I'm not good at summaries. America's secret gets out to the other nations. So original, I know. Just enjoy, I guess. Hetalia and the cover art doesn't belong to me. All I own is my OCs and the story, I guess. Man, I don't know how this works. I'm so sleep deprived. Date started: June 4th, 2023

hetalia : country x reader by kny_kzn

Hetalia country x reader including : eveRYONE LMAO. Oh and 2ps. Well if you don't see any of your fave characters, request them in the comment section! DISCLAIMER : Himaruya Hidekaz owns Hetalia, not me. Pictures in each chapter belong to their rightful owners. The cover also belongs to its owner, though I edited the background. Forgive me if there are mistakes. English is my second language. Enjoy, fellow potatoes.

Sugar and Spice by I-regret-my-choices

Ahh, the oh-so-cliché wrong number love story~ There's finally one for Ameripan! Well... I think this is the first anyway... I'm too lazy to check so...

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Towards the end - Judgement Day cover

America's Star of Extinction cover

The Actor cover

Alfred's Book of Secrets cover

The Monsters in us all ( Dark!/Yandere! Hetalia x Reader ) cover

A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] cover

Hetalia On Facebook cover

They don't need to know...|Rusame|Hetalia| cover

I'll Be Back. Promise (A USUK Fanfic) cover

I saw Her First! {Hetalia X Reader} cover

My Super Duper hero (America x Reader) A ranma 1/2 Crossover story (Completed) cover

Parent!England x Fem!Reader: The Park cover

Small Secrets; Big problem cover

The Fake Smile He Wears cover

Amnesia(Spain x Reader) cover

Crazy Little Americans cover

hetalia : country x reader cover

Sugar and Spice cover

Towards the end - Judgement Day

The sequel to our dramatic beginning; the reveal of the cure to our personifications' forced sinning. Poor humanity, now cursed to be left in the dust. All their buildings left to rust. Aliens shall instead reign; if only their ministers would deign To allow the rest freedom. Have no fear - by the end all shall be released from thraldom. All characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya, unless shown to be otherwise. Date started: Monday 21st July 2025 Date finished: Saturday 6th September 2025 Book 1: America's Star of Extinction - Also on AO3 Book 2 of the Intergalactic Arc Book 3: The final frontier: Hetalia