Rantomness
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It's a pun.
Hehe
I'm so funny
Like Sans.
Sans The Skeleton.
Or Aphmau.
Or Choco.
Choco is amazing.
=)
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PUNS:
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Do you know how much a skeleton weights?
A skele-TON
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Hehe.
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
DISH-ES a really bad joke.
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Cover and Summary by @AbbyLouise32
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