Rantomness
- Reads 44
- Votes 2
- Parts 3
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Jul 5, 2016
It's a pun.
Hehe
I'm so funny
Like Sans.
Sans The Skeleton.
Or Aphmau.
Or Choco.
Choco is amazing.
=)
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PUNS:
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Do you know how much a skeleton weights?
A skele-TON
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Hehe.
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
DISH-ES a really bad joke.
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Cover and Summary by @AbbyLouise32
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𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬. 𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞. 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬.. 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞. ✦ THIS STORY HAS TRIGGERING TOPICS SUCH AS DEPRESSION AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS !! IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO THOSE TOPICS I SUGGEST NOT READING !! ✦ART IS MINEComplete
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