"Good midnight, everyone! This is Midnight DJ on your radio dial! Need advice? Heartbreak problems? Let's settle it! Just don't talk about school problems, m'kay? Alright, let's hear our first caller." "Hey... Midnight DJ, I was having problems with my ex boyfriend because he always seemed to solve the problems of the world, but he didn't do anything to solve our own relationship." *** Midnight DJ is a nighttime helpline that offered almost any kind of life advice. Unfortunately, he never seemed to able to handle the relationship with his own girlfriend. ((Thank you to @PinkSunFlower for this awesome plot!))