101 Things To Remember During The Apocalypse (#Wattys2016)
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What do you do when you wake up one day to realize the Biblical Apocalypse has begun? The evil red skinned guy with bull-like horns aka The Devil has escaped the prison in hell, landed on Earth and is hoola-hooping around the planet kicking adorable puppies and ugly ducklings alike.
The angles and demons are fighting with plastic swords and BB guns and you're stuck between these amateur loosers rolling your eyes at the heavens
thinking about what do.
This, little grasshopper, is a complete guide for you, to help you through the Apocalypse.
Caution: Contains a lot of swearing !
Started: 19th June '16
Highest Ranking: #65 Humor (20th June '16)
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