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Comebacks And Insults

whocaresnerdbrains15

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Reads 122,520
Votes 2,785
Parts 197
Time 28m

whocaresnerdbrains15

comebacks crazy funny humour insults jokes pickuplines poems random rosesarered sass sassy viloetsareblue weird

Roses are red, violets are blue 
This book is crazy, I don't care, do you? 


Hey! That was admittedly real crappy. 

But yeah, this is a book of comebacks and insults of any scene or awkward moment.

And poems: the roses and violets thingy.

And random jokes. 

Credit will be given if I get a joke, comeback, or pick-up line  from someone. 

Aaaaand 1 or 2 pickup lines


Enjoy if you wish to read. 

Oh and credit will be given if I get a Comeback, Insult, or Pick-up Line from a book or an author.



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The Girl He Never Noticed cover

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Violet, the little baby sister cover

The Prodigy | ✔︎ cover

Hired To Love cover

My Fake Boyfriend cover

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အနောက်မြောက်အရပ်မှပန်းလေးတစ်ပွင့်နှင့်သူ၏အသည်းရတနာမွေးစားသား cover

Marked by the Alpha cover

Wetherfall Academy cover

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Community Happenings cover

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Seduced ➢ Kylo Ren cover

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