Comebacks And Insults
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  • Reads 122,966
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  • Parts 197
  • Time 28m
whocaresnerdbrains15
Complete, First published Jun 19, 2016
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Roses are red, violets are blue 
This book is crazy, I don't care, do you? 


Hey! That was admittedly real crappy. 

But yeah, this is a book of comebacks and insults of any scene or awkward moment.

And poems: the roses and violets thingy.

And random jokes. 

Credit will be given if I get a joke, comeback, or pick-up line  from someone. 

Aaaaand 1 or 2 pickup lines


Enjoy if you wish to read. 

Oh and credit will be given if I get a Comeback, Insult, or Pick-up Line from a book or an author.



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