"Welcome to my life. In other words, the incredibly touching story of a girl who got no touching. Starring me, the internet, my complete lack of allure, drama queens, and shitty flirting."
Victoria Cross is about as single as you can get, and determined to change that. Fed up of her life as a loner, she sets out on a mission through the school, armed with cripplingly low self-esteem and what she personally feels is the charm of a dead slug, to change her all-too-permanent relationship status.
The question is, how far will she go?
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.