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My Middle Finger Likes You

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Sequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'. 

Should I rate this book as a mature book?

I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t.

Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind.  

And let me tell you, once you leave this book , you sure as hell gonna be mature enough to watch //coughs// R18+ movies. Not that I recommend you. 

Well whatever, you will have a dirtier mind sooner or later anyway, why not sooner?

*Can be read as a stand-alone bookAll Rights Reserved

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