My Middle Finger Likes You
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Cerita Lengkap Isn, Ogo 13, 20182h 0m
Sequel of 'Wanna Be A Joker But Be An Idiot Instead'.
Should I rate this book as a mature book?
I mean, I will curse and all that sh*t.
Not only that, I will give you a glimpse of what's inside my mind.
And let me tell you, once you leave this book , you sure as hell gonna be mature enough to watch //coughs// R18+ movies. Not that I recommend you.
Well whatever, you will have a dirtier mind sooner or later anyway, why not sooner?
*Can be read as a stand-alone book
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