When Pigs Fly | ✓
elysiance
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  • Reads 24,131
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  • Parts 20
  • Time 23m
elysiance
Complete, First published Jun 19, 2016
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"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly."

The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings.

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08.01.16 - #178 in Humor
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