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Reclaiming his Angel (✔️) by rabia83279

Scene 1: "Can I have a drink with you?" He was sitting at the bar counter of one of the high-profile nightclubs when he heard a voice. He turned his face and eyed the woman standing there from head to toe. Gulping the remaining drink in one go, he put the glass on the counter with a thud. "No," he spat and left. Scene 2: A meeting was underway. Her focus was entirely on the presentation when she felt a hand on her thigh. She jerked up and slapped the person who dared to touch her, taking advantage of the dim lights in the presentation hall. "You bitch," the person said as everyone else stood up. The lights were turned on, but she cared less and slapped him hard again. "Get the hell out of my office, all of you," she roared in anger. "You will pay for this," another person said. Scene 3: "Ma'am, please, you've had enough," her P.A. pleaded, but she kept drinking. "You go, I'm fine," she said in a tone that made her P.A. fall silent. Knowing she couldn't say anything more, the P.A. left. Exhausted from drinking, she got up from the bar counter and, with uneven steps due to her drunken state, came out and walked towards her car. She tried to open the door, but a hand came, and everything went blank. Scene 4: "You rascal," she screamed, trying to free her hands, but it was in vain as they were tied with handcuffs. The man, busy filling a syringe, chuckled at her outburst and approached her while checking the injection. "Princess, abusive words don't suit you," he said, caressing her face. She turned her face away to escape his touch. "I'm not your princess, you scoundrel! Leave me," she shouted again, but he made a fake sad pout and gripped her arm tightly. "No, leave me," she tried to thrash around and shouted, but he stuffed a cloth in her mouth and injected her. "No," she screamed in a muffled tone. A tear of pain escaped from her eyes.

Falling in the Dark | ✓ by adverbially

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The Queen's Weakness by iKnow_imAwesome

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Taken Mine (Searching For The Mate) #Wattys2018 ✓ by TheRealTFF

[ṡεε τhε τɾαïlεɾ øƒ τhïṡ вøøќ] •αṿαïlαвlε ραρεɾвαсќ & ε-вøøќ• High Rank : [#318] on Werewolf #1 at #wattpadlove #1 at #WinterWolfWerewolf #1 at #LaterHaters #6 at #TheNewYearAwards #9 at #Wattysaward I walked to my locker first before I accidentally crash into someone body as I hit the ground. I looked up to see who's I crashed to and looking at the most amazing and handsome creature in the universe. Am I too much? I can't blame it because he's like I don't know 'Greek God?'. I seeing him widening his brown eyes for a second then snapped at something before saying something to me. "Watch where you go!" He said as he walked passed me with two other friends of his and leaving me there in hurt. 'Who is he?' I said to myself. ---------- Are you curious with it? Do you want to find out where it goes? Just read it, Okay... __________________ Published at WP : 01/07/2018 Re-Publish : 05/20/2018 Finished at WP : -- ©2018 by TheRealTFF

Bloody War (NOW PUBLISHED IN PAPERBACK) by Vertenens_attraction

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His Nerd Next Door by HoneyJewelz

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