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Ongoing, First published Jun 20, 2016
Mature
*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on for size. So read it if you want there will be a bunch of nerd references in here. So I suppose have a good day?All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- IntroductionMon, Jun 20, 2016
- Proof!Sat, Jun 25, 2016
- O shit wattup! Somerandomer wouldn't understand!Sat, Jun 25, 2016
- Didn't get tagged but deciding to tag people.Sun, Jun 26, 2016
- Moods of Darth_Kronis!!!!!! Yay! No? Ok i'll stop....Fri, Jul 1, 2016
- SummerFest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sat, Jul 2, 2016
- Q and A!!!!!Thu, Jul 7, 2016
- New cover!!!!!!!Thu, Jul 7, 2016
- My life.Sat, Jul 9, 2016
- People As Star Wars!!!!Sat, Jul 9, 2016
- Misconceptions on Americans!Sun, Jul 10, 2016
- Me, Myself and three other personalites who act like me.Sun, Jul 10, 2016
- Fun facts about me!!!Mon, Jul 11, 2016
- Stupid bots!!!!!Mon, Jul 11, 2016
- Question.Mon, Jul 11, 2016
- Welcome to the 58372728449472747464th Hunger games!Tue, Jul 12, 2016
- Hunger Games part 2!!!!Tue, Jul 12, 2016
- FalloutTue, Jul 19, 2016
- Pokemon go Kronis!Sun, Jul 17, 2016
- Damn it Disney!!!!Tue, Jul 19, 2016
- Darth Dark?Wed, Jul 20, 2016
- Nooo!!! Kronis!Thu, Jul 21, 2016
- The U.K!!Fri, Jul 22, 2016
- Lebanon!!!Sat, Jul 23, 2016
- QuestionSun, Jul 24, 2016
- Wedding!!!Mon, Jul 25, 2016
- Dear minnowkit and also suprise for Wolf.Tue, Jul 26, 2016
- Lets take a break from me for a secondFri, Jul 29, 2016
- Assasssins Creed-2016 CampaignThu, Aug 4, 2016
- Fucking sunburn!!!!! FUCK!! Also thank god for rose water!Mon, Aug 8, 2016
- Us as AssassinsTue, Aug 9, 2016
- Mother of god im bored.Tue, Aug 9, 2016
- Lebanese Drama ShowsTue, Aug 9, 2016
- Copy KronisWed, Aug 10, 2016
- The results are in!Wed, Aug 10, 2016
- Randomers Ratway!!!!!!!Wed, Aug 10, 2016
- Randomers Rayway Part 2!!!!Thu, Aug 11, 2016
- Wolf Vos Normandy, Tomb Raider (And dreaded company)Tue, Aug 16, 2016
- Wait! I got tagged!Tue, Aug 16, 2016
- The Darkest of the Neons, Lionest of the Mouse and Kyraest of the BrunoWed, Aug 17, 2016
- Sadacide SquadThu, Aug 18, 2016
- The TitanicSun, Aug 21, 2016
- 20 Things about da kronis.Fri, Aug 19, 2016
- Innocent or gulity?Sat, Aug 20, 2016
- Help!Sat, Aug 20, 2016
- SooooooooooMon, Aug 22, 2016
- The titanic Part 2!Mon, Aug 22, 2016
- TAGGED BY A Fa- I mean Friend!Mon, Aug 22, 2016
- The Murder House....Thu, Aug 25, 2016
- More ideas!!!Tue, Aug 23, 2016
- Haircut!Wed, Aug 24, 2016
- The BurgerThu, Aug 25, 2016
- Book seriesThu, Aug 25, 2016
- Lebanese BusesTue, Aug 30, 2016
- The Mission!!!!!!!Sat, Sep 10, 2016
- I need ideas!!!!Mon, Aug 29, 2016
- School and sickness.Mon, Sep 5, 2016
- Engineering classWed, Sep 7, 2016
- Music Taste.Sun, Sep 11, 2016
- I lost a bet! But I am a man of my words.Thu, Sep 15, 2016
- Quite the storyThu, Sep 15, 2016
- Quest to Stop Somesexier!!!!Mon, Sep 19, 2016
- New cover!!!Fri, Sep 16, 2016
- QuestionSun, Sep 18, 2016
- Vaccum CleanersWed, Sep 21, 2016
- My readersWed, Sep 21, 2016
- Do You Remember!?Thu, Sep 22, 2016
- Moments with KronisThu, Sep 22, 2016
- English classThu, Sep 22, 2016
- Randomers Ratway Season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sat, Oct 1, 2016
- Dew-RitosFri, Sep 23, 2016
- Moments With Kronis Homecoming.Tue, Sep 27, 2016
- Kronis-GeeringFri, Sep 30, 2016
- The perfect line!Sat, Oct 1, 2016
- An app.Sat, Oct 1, 2016
- Too many abs!!!!! (Its for you Lion!)Sat, Oct 1, 2016
- Halloween!Sun, Oct 30, 2016
- Too slooty For meTue, Oct 4, 2016
- Ayyy!!!Tue, Oct 4, 2016
- Lion's future dystopian EmpireThu, Oct 6, 2016
- My main man!Thu, Oct 6, 2016
- Boredom.Fri, Oct 7, 2016
- Burn ye plebs!!!Fri, Oct 7, 2016
- D and D!Sat, Oct 8, 2016
- AddictionMon, Oct 10, 2016
- Clown attack!Wed, Oct 12, 2016
- Mother of god....Wed, Oct 12, 2016
- videos for my Non-Murica friends!Wed, Oct 12, 2016
- 10 parts!Thu, Oct 13, 2016
- 1. PromptThu, Oct 13, 2016
- 2. Assassins creed CanadaThu, Oct 13, 2016
- 3. Quite the taleThu, Oct 13, 2016
- 4. Working out!Thu, Oct 13, 2016
- 5. Agents of shield!Thu, Oct 13, 2016
- 6. Alien invasion!!!!Thu, Oct 13, 2016
- 7. The ManicThu, Oct 13, 2016
- 8. How to work outThu, Oct 13, 2016
- 9. Moments with KronisThu, Oct 13, 2016
- 10. Oh yeah!!!Fri, Oct 14, 2016
- For my buddy Benny and Bullier Somerandomer and my new hommie CodieFri, Oct 14, 2016
- Wolf_Vos_Whyyoutagme!Sat, Oct 15, 2016
- Well Well Well I fell in a well once!Mon, Oct 17, 2016
- CitiesWed, Oct 19, 2016
- Moments with KronisWed, Oct 19, 2016
- BLOCKWed, Oct 19, 2016
- My hands!!!!Wed, Oct 19, 2016
- Yay!Fri, Oct 21, 2016
- Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb Raider (And Friends!)Sat, Oct 22, 2016
- In the Spirt of Halloween!Sun, Oct 23, 2016
- Isn't 13 A unlucky Number?Tue, Oct 25, 2016
- PetitionThu, Oct 27, 2016
- Thank you.Fri, Oct 28, 2016
- QuestionsTue, Nov 1, 2016
- I'm getting too old for this...Mon, Oct 31, 2016
- Eating lunchables under a tree while knitting in the rainTue, Nov 1, 2016
- Whew boy....Sat, Nov 5, 2016
- Tag!!!!Wed, Nov 2, 2016
- Should I do it!!Thu, Nov 3, 2016
- Q and help meSun, Nov 6, 2016
- The Stache'Mon, Nov 7, 2016
- Be our guest! Be our guest we are sure to Impress!Mon, Nov 7, 2016
- Wolf_Vos_Normandy Tomb raider (And eh dreaded friends?)Thu, Jan 12, 2017
- Parental murder....Tue, Nov 8, 2016
- ITS OVER!!!!!!Wed, Nov 9, 2016
- Looks like this is itThu, Nov 10, 2016
- Yee bois!!!Tue, Nov 15, 2016
- DodododododoodododododoMon, Nov 21, 2016
- The Far Away Kingdom of Korsel!Sat, Mar 4, 2017
- FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF LAND!!!!!Tue, Nov 22, 2016
- Opposite but the SameTue, Nov 22, 2016
- Music world!!!!Thu, Dec 1, 2016
- Uno QuestionFri, Nov 25, 2016
- Cleithrophobia- By Darth_KronisWed, Feb 8, 2017
- Moments with KronisWed, Nov 30, 2016
- Every Pick up line ever used.Thu, Dec 1, 2016
- Ho Ho ho! Merry KronismisFri, Dec 2, 2016
- Kronis gift to Benny!Tue, Dec 13, 2016
- Kronis gift to Erin!!Mon, Dec 19, 2016
- Chistmas PromptSun, Dec 25, 2016
- The day?Wed, Dec 7, 2016
- Wattpadders in star wars! Part 2!Tue, Dec 13, 2016
- Hogwarts housesWed, Dec 14, 2016
- The bust!!!Thu, Jan 12, 2017
- Chirstmas Tag!Wed, Dec 21, 2016
- Only one TRUE Galxay!Sat, Dec 24, 2016
- Spooky zombies with Erin and Kronis!!Tue, Dec 27, 2016
- *hits yeet*Fri, Dec 30, 2016
- New Year prompt!!?Sun, Jan 1, 2017
- He he heSat, Dec 31, 2016
- Happy new yearerrr!Sun, Jan 1, 2017
- The Kyraest of the Brunos?Fri, Jan 6, 2017
- Moments with KronisTue, Jan 10, 2017
- Fluffy dragons for Erin.Tue, Jan 24, 2017
- And the dates areeeee!Thu, Jan 12, 2017
- The Bees!! JKERINSat, Jan 14, 2017
- I'm deleting my accountTue, Jan 17, 2017
- Is this a game to you Cheker!Tue, Jan 17, 2017
- LOVE MESELF!Mon, Jan 23, 2017
- *falls over*Mon, Jan 23, 2017
- Fish masterTue, Jan 24, 2017
- A Date at 9Sun, Jan 29, 2017
- Let it snow!Wed, Feb 1, 2017
- 2 Things in one!Thu, Feb 2, 2017
- I GOT DUMPED!!! (TRUE STORY, STORY TIME, LIVE FOOTAGE)Sat, Feb 4, 2017
- Y'all are gonna hate meSun, Feb 5, 2017
- Moments with the kronis!Sat, Feb 11, 2017
- Be my Valentine kroniseye!Tue, Feb 14, 2017
- *nostalgia overdrive*Wed, Feb 15, 2017
- *loud destiny music*Wed, Feb 22, 2017
- #CEOproblemsSun, Feb 19, 2017
- D E S T I N YTue, Feb 28, 2017
- Q and AsparagusSun, Feb 26, 2017
- Minnowkits tags make no senseSun, Feb 26, 2017
- I'm never gonna give you up!Wed, Mar 8, 2017
- 2 Cute 4 UMon, Mar 20, 2017
- GIVE ME IDEASWed, Mar 8, 2017
- A THRID NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK!Mon, Mar 13, 2017
- 50 Shades of LionWed, Mar 15, 2017
- The Benniest birthday bash!!!Mon, Mar 27, 2017
- Cheker checkmated me in checkersSun, Mar 26, 2017
- For the fine lady I am shipped withWed, Mar 29, 2017
- Kronis has a qute odd.... PERSONALITYTue, Apr 4, 2017
- Kronis Party Time!Tue, Apr 18, 2017
- All for one and one for all!Sun, Apr 9, 2017
- AAAA NEW STAR WARS TRAILERFri, Apr 14, 2017
- Back in tag!Sun, Apr 30, 2017
- Catching up with kronisFri, May 19, 2017
- RC-1 What i want for next assassins creed game!!Fri, May 26, 2017
- RC2- Pirate Prompt!Sun, May 28, 2017
- RC3- WameraMon, May 29, 2017
- Whats next?Mon, May 29, 2017
- FriendshipWed, May 31, 2017
- Camera is a big boySun, Jun 4, 2017
- Kronis' fresh beatsFri, Jun 9, 2017
- Pirates!Fri, Jul 7, 2017
- Parental GuidanceFri, Jun 30, 2017
- Custom Xbox Controller BY ME!Sat, Jul 22, 2017
- Arent i an active guyTue, Sep 12, 2017
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