My Cinnabon Kidnapper (Under Construction)

My Cinnabon Kidnapper (Under Construction)

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It could've been my cinnabon life, my cinnabon story, my cinnabon prince! (That ones really cute) Or even my cinnabon puppy! But NO! He had to make it my cinnabon, freaking, KIDNAPPER! ~~~~ "Hey hey hey! Don't you be mad at me! You're the one who decided to kidnap ME! There was a nice blondie standing right next to me! She was pretty too! You could've got her! So this, is all your fault! You... you... PRETZEL STICK!" ~~~~ Maybe I shouldn't be kidnapped. You know, 'cause I could die? But me being, well, me, there's an even BIGGER chance of me dying. I mean, come on, I'm a crazy weird dudette who's overly obsessed with over priced cinnamon sugar pastries, and I'm actually kinda dumb. If someone is freaking holding a gun to me I'll probably start a sass off with them! If I'm at the edge of a cliff, I'll panic and fall off. If I was in a room with Hitler and my sister and I had a gun with one bullet, of course I'll shoot Hitler, but I'll smack my sister with the gun afterwards. Now that you've got a clear image of me, run along. IN THE BOOK IDIOT!
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