Happy Thoughts In The Apocalypse

Just the Intro

So what,
You want me to write an intro to my story.
That's not very fair.
I didn't ask you to tell me about yourself.
Why should I tell you mine.

(This book will be told as a survivor writes to the reader about their life and current situation)
(Feel free to message me through wattpad as to what situation the character will go through next)

What the heck is that crap in between those parentheses?

Who does this guy think he is telling people to message him?

Situations?!? Is that some type of sexual innuendo?!??

I'm here to say how I'm living in the Apocalypse...
*Hey author this is me the survivor, insert some dramatic music here*

(How the hell are you doing that, no fourth wall breaking)

*So your saying I'm not real and that I'm only a figment of your imagination*

(Just shut up and tell your story)