ˈwɪttʃeɪ

I rarely laugh, and people say I take things too literally. I carry cookies in my purse. I try not to ask for help often, and I can drive at excessive speeds without getting into an accident. Although, I refuse to swallow pills, and salt can kill me.

I'm a witch. Literally. If you see the devil anywhere, let him know I'm pretty pissed off at him for leaving his daughter on earth.