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That's So Punny

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Hey it's me Cristina *waves frantically* Do you wanna laugh like never before? Have you just had a bad day and need a laugh? Or are you that person that just loves to hear jokes? If you said yes to any of these or even all of these, then keep on reading along!

This is a book  that will be filled with jokes that will make you laugh, and think hmmm this girl is hilarious! They might not all be jokes I came up with, but hopefully they're jokes you get a laugh out of. Most of these jokes will be very punny, yes punny not funny*of course Tina because your a punny person* This is the first book that I have created, so don't judge and try to get a laugh out of my lame jokes(: 



I hope you enjoy reading my book, and if you find anything that should or needs to be fixed DM me and let me know please. Don't be scared to Vote, comment, and like! As said this is my first ever book that I am writing, but hopefully you won't be disappointed (: 

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