Food n' Stuff
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Ron Swanson is a man unlike any other. He hates lying, the government, and conversations longer than 100 words. However, amidst all of this hatred, Ron Swanson has a true love for meat. Read his adventure as he prepares for an epic barbeque to satisfy his hunger of a thousand men.
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