Taming An Idiot (#Wattys2017)
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'MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE DUMBEST OF THEM ALL'
Hearing this, the first name that comes to my lips is,
' ARLO FREAKING PIGG '
The most infuriating, pesky and maddening idiot on this planet.
I still mourn when I recall, the day I undertook the job of,
' TAMING IDIOTS '
I just wanna say :
'IF SOMETHING EVER HAPPENS TO ME WITHIN THIS SPAN OF THREE MONTHS, THEN PLEASE HOLD ARLO MASON PIGG AS GUILTY AND HANG HIM IN THE CRUELEST WAY'
★★★★★
Meet Nutella Higgins, a normal smart girl with a boring and monotonous life.
Meet Arlo Pigg, a lively, carefree and a Happy-go-lucky Idiot.
What will happen when Nutella starts taming her first idiot, Arlo?
Will she succeed in improving him or will she be the one to turn into an idiot too?
Where will these events lead to;
A crazy, crazy END
OR
A blasting NEW START
Whatever the results are, there's one thing guaranteed, that their lives are definitely going to change with some spice of silly stunts and loads of fun.
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