Pickup Lines
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Aug 9, 2016
If you do use the pick up lines and you end up getting slapped I am too not be blamed.
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Um hey, this isn't the writer but they have used my email to make this account, so if anyone knows them and wants to get in touch to get it sorted out, thanks x
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