This is all about the great adventures Tree Doctors, Wilfred Wharfstache and John have. From almost marrying Ke$ha to attacking a Kmart employee, the two do A LOT of crazy things. NOTICE: I do not own the character Wilfred Wharfstache, he's owned by the fabulous Markie Moo. However, John is my OC, he can be used in your stories if you'd like to like. One last thing, there are some pretty offensive subjects in this story, if you are offended easily, this isn't for you. That's all. Enjoy!