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Wake Up, Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade

anxietyattheclub123

Reads 8,653
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Time 3h 39m

Reads 8,653
Votes 1,174
Parts 200
Time 3h 39m

anxietyattheclub123

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A combination of a journal, a tag book, a rant book, and a place I put all my random bullshit.

I'm really emo btw bye.

This is the cringiest shit ever I'm so sorry.All Rights Reserved

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