Ye Not-So-Olde Booke O' Randomness

(Wait, so do I add an "e" after randomness or...? I mean, if we're doing Old English...)
(Speaking of which... Doth thine mother know you weareth her drapes?)
(Bit much?)
(Yeah)
(Imma stop now...)

SO, if you really can't tell for whatever reason (I won't judge) this book is random with a capital R. And a capital A. And a capital NDOM too. Brace yourselves. Randomness is coming.
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