Revenant || HS [ON HOLD]

Harry Styles has learned a lot throughout his sudden adulthood including, but certainly not limited to: not dating someone his mother doesn't like, cutting his own hair is not only tragic but also socially unacceptable, mismatched socks died along with his ability to maintain a job interview, and throwing out that shirt that he hadn't seen in months was a bad idea if he thought of wearing it the next week.

One thing Harry had not learned through experience was the fact that swan songs are not only difficult to get through, but time consuming and not worth the male pattern baldness. But when a slightly intrusive girl with a cookie addiction and an old woman with a slight (or possibly major) peanut allergy stand in his way, maybe he'll be able to keep just a few hair follicles.