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That Basic Blonde Human

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Reads 138
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Parts 4
Time 12m

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"Okay, first of all, get your hand off of my.. j-just stop!" 
"I'm sorry... I don't understand, blondie..." His dimples made it impossible for me to want to punch him in the face. 
And also that damn sharp jawline. Thank you, braces.
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Terra Novec is just your average teenager. She has a burning passion to murder her ex boyfriend, an emotional background, and evil parents. The tables turn when she witnesses her boyfriend exchanging spit with a cheerleader. And then she gets expelled. And then she... Moves schools?!All Rights Reserved

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THOSE GOOD TEEN YEARS 3 CRUSHES NO MORE

The third teen year. Our young teens are fifteen, and high school is not merciful. And now, the boys are getting smarter. They want to be with their crushes,and want to pursue a 'serious' relationship. They don't want to beat around the bush. And when boys are determined, they're hotter than Hades trying to kidnap Persephone~ and they will succeed. And girls, they realize that sometimes, they have to make the first move. Ego just hurts you; why not just accept the inevitable and not wait for lousy boys who're scared of their intense feelings? Social and cultural issues are raised, and one thing is clear. There are Crushes No More. It's LOVE (gasp!) and, it's for real this time. No more stuttering and shying away from the truth. Friendship is tested, and trust is developed. Will the teenagers be able to handle this teen year? Watch out for the melodrama (it might be too much. After all, we're talking about TEENAGERS here. Duh.) Happy reading!