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Pick-Up Lines, Puns, and More

Reads 364,420
Votes 9,691
Parts 200
Time 16m

Reads 364,420
Votes 9,691
Parts 200
Time 16m

classics funny jokes pickuplines puns random weird

I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!!

So...

ENJOY!!!








October 31, 2017...  apparently I can't add any more chapters?  I'm just going to have a second book.  Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!All Rights Reserved

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