*Original with certain real, awesome celebrities to make it interesting* *Suggestions for celebrity appearances welcome* Meet Freddie. He's not the most popular or liked person in the world, but hey, you've got to deal with things or people you don't like sometimes. Can be rude. When he feels like it. And meet Naomi. She's rather sociable, unless you get on her bad side. Then, you'll fear her wrath. Sometimes she steps over the line, but hey, you've got to deal with her as well. If you don't like her - too bad. She's likely to annoy you even more because of that, until you start warming up to her. If you had to meet one of them, or both, would you? What would happen if they ever saw each other? If they even breathed the same air? Let me tell you this: no fire ignites without a match. Oh, and somebody to strike it. And also someone else to put it out. Just in case.