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Wattpad Werewolf Clichés

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Parts 14
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Do you find yourself annoyed with the werewolf fiction these day? Looking for something that will (hopefully) make you laugh? Well you're in the right place. Wattpad Werewolf Clichés is a humorus take on the werewolf genre.

I DON'T INTEND FOR ANY OF THIS TO BE OFFENSIVE TO AUTHORS, READERS OR WEREWOLVES ALIKE. THIS IS MERELY TO BRING SMILES TO PEOPLES FACES AND SO I CAN RANT ABOUT THE THINGS THAT ANNOY ME SO. ENJOY(:All Rights Reserved

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| MMRM | My Mate, Remember Me by Itwasonlyadream801

***Please read my message on November 12, 2019 (if you can) for enlightenment purposes*** "Who are you?" A certain Luna asked. "Tell me, why do I feel like this?" The Alpha in front of her just stayed frozen. "Why do you make me feel so....pained?" The Luna questioned as her hands slightly trembled. "You have suffered because of me. I deserve to be punished but please," He said as he tried to approach her. The Luna watched him in disbelief as the man embraced her tightly in his arms. "Please let me hold you in my arms, even if its just for awhile, even if its just for today. Please..." He begged as tears fell down from his face. 'If I tell her that she's my mate, then I will lose the right to remain by her side.' The Alpha firmly said inside his mind. 'Please, just let me stay while I can, because once she remembers me - I will have to leave.' ※◎※◎※◎※◎※◎-※◎※◎※◎※◎※◎ This book is a work of fiction. The cliche: "Alpha rejects his mate and regrets it once he sees her." WARNING: Over-used plot and plot holes. I just had to write it. *laughs* #MMRM ©Itwasonlyadream801 [Aleana Dela Cruz]

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

The Story That Has Everything (A Parody) - COMPLETED by SkyDancer

You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend? This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché! (Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)

The Best of Wattpad (Completed Stories) by iishag

This is my collection of the best books I have read on Wattpad. All of these stories are completed. Don't forget to vote and comment on your favorites :) Enjoy!

Young Mate by amandawhiite

This was my first book on Wattpad. Beware of unrealistic situations, stereotypes, bad grammar, and a fast moving plot. ***COMPLETED***

My Wattpad Story by EthanEzekiel

"Hello, my name is Barbara Robinson and I am a sixteen year old girl. And I really hate to admit this, but I am fat. Anyway, I live in this big town called Wattpadville. I study in a school called Wattpad High School. I'm just a normal heavy teenage girl, you know. But my friends aren't normal. My life isn't normal. Nothing is normal in Wattpadville." No truer words have been spoken than this. Join Barbara in her roller coaster journey as she meets the love of her life along with a few murders and magic on the way. But be warned - you've read it all before! This is a satirical parody that pokes fun at all the cliché, annoying stories in Wattpad that makes you roll your eyes and pull your hair. Note : Parental advisory. Explicit content. Enjoy reading!

His Rejected Mate#WattyAwards2016(Under Construction) by OneFnger_2wrds

(Old description got somehow deleted.This is a new shorter description but the story is not changed!) ⚠⚠WARNING BEFORE YOU READ: I WROTE THIS BACK WHEN THE WHOLE WEREWOLF THING WASN'T AS CLICHE AND I WAS LIKE 12 😭⚠⚠ (every year that goes by is me cringing out of existence, I wanna delete cause it's just..too cringe at this point to revise ngl. but some people like it and some don't and it's one of my first books fr ) Shifting at the young age of six Christina Rosewood didn't have the best life growing up. Not only does her pack mistreat her,her father blames her for mother's death.What happens when she finds her mate and he rejects her and gets married to another? *Sigh*I like the old description better. ◆◆MAY CONTAIN SOME ERRORS◆◆

The white blue eyed wolf. by Cala2193

Im cant believe this first I'm late to school and now i find out that the soon to be alpha is my MATE! oh did i forget to mention that he's an asshole, and the schools biggest man whore. oh yeah we're werewolves so yeah. yup and right when he finds out I'm his mate that little fucker rejects me! (This story is not like others oh no. She's abused and bullied but she, special in a whole new way.) Luna Rose Wolfsbane is seventeen years old and is a werewolf. Well that's not all her mate rejects her and she runs. But what happens when she's found by the BIGGEST, SCARIEST, THE BEST PACK IN THE US. Two weeks later she has to go back, with her pack to the place she ran from. She's the best fighter ever and is strong. But what happens when she finds out that she's not who her old pack says she is?

My Favorite Wattpad books by xLilahBearx

Hiya! I would just like to recommend a few books to all you wonderful people, in hopes that you will share my opinion. The entire books on here, in my opinion, are some of Wattpad's best books and YOU HAVE TO, JUST HAVE TO READ AT LEAST ONE OF THEM!! All the books are Romance and a few contain Comedy. Take a look and choose what catches your eye (Even though you should never judge a book by its cover!!) Hope you like it! ~ Lily xoxox P.S - If you've already read a book please comment what your thoughts were!! P.S.S - These are all in no particular order, its just the way i read them. :) "Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book." ~ TFIOS, John Green

The Bad Boy's Girl by antheas

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

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| MMRM | My Mate, Remember Me cover

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The Best of Wattpad (Completed Stories) cover

Young Mate cover

My Wattpad Story cover

His Rejected Mate#WattyAwards2016(Under Construction) cover

The white blue eyed wolf. cover

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| MMRM | My Mate, Remember Me

Please read my message on November 12, 2019 (if you can) for enlightenment purposes "Who are you?" A certain Luna asked. "Tell me, why do I feel like this?" The Alpha in front of her just stayed frozen. "Why do you make me feel so....pained?" The Luna questioned as her hands slightly trembled. "You have suffered because of me. I deserve to be punished but please," He said as he tried to approach her. The Luna watched him in disbelief as the man embraced her tightly in his arms. "Please let me hold you in my arms, even if its just for awhile, even if its just for today. Please..." He begged as tears fell down from his face. 'If I tell her that she's my mate, then I will lose the right to remain by her side.' The Alpha firmly said inside his mind. 'Please, just let me stay while I can, because once she remembers me - I will have to leave.' ※◎※◎※◎※◎※◎-※◎※◎※◎※◎※◎ This book is a work of fiction. The cliche: "Alpha rejects his mate and regrets it once he sees her." WARNING: Over-used plot and plot holes. I just had to write it. laughs #MMRM ©Itwasonlyadream801 [Aleana Dela Cruz]