Futurama

Leela: We'd really appreciate it if you'd take the time to-

Bender: READ THE STORY OR I'M TAKING ALL YOUR BOOZE! I'LL DO IT REGARDLESS, BUT THERE'S AN OFFER THERE!

Leela: Bender! You aren't gonna get any readers acting like that. Apologize or-

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!

Leela: *groans*

Hermes: It seems I have misplaced my documents!

Bender: Nobody cares, you piece of-

Zoidberg: I'm here! Zoidberg is here! You have summoned me from my trash bin home!

Amy: This hat smells bad. And its WHITE and crusty!

Fry: Has anyone seen my underwear? *Looks at Amy* There they are!

Amy: Gross! Fry, wash your underwear more often!

Fry: What is this 'wash' you speak of?

Leela: ...

Bender: ...

Farnsworth: ...

Hermes: ...

Amy: ...

Fry: ...

Bender: *to Farnsworth* I thought you had good news.

Me: Read my story.