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Popsicle Jokes!

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Leituras 1,044
Votos 60
Capítulos 22
Tempo <5 mins

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My 4th Story! It's about Popsicle Jokes! XD anyways if your having a hot Summer day just read this book to cool you down! X3 Anyways I hope you enjoy this book and always remember to buy Popsicles with jokes on the stick. Or else ur wifi will be taken away >:3 Now time to tell you all about these Popsicles and what they're color means. 
Red = Savage
Orange = Offensive 
Yellow = Political 
Green = Race
Purple = Innocent 
Pink = Sexual *insert Lenny face*
That's all you need to know! Anyways have a cool day and read some Popsicle Jokes!!Todos os Direitos Reservados

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It just... happened? (boyxboy), de leaa4500

Before I knew it my shirt was torn away from my torso and tossed on the floor, Charlie's doing the same. Our kiss intensified and I felt him groan against my lips. I swear to god, this boy is making out with me like his life depends on it! And that's when reality punched me in the gut... the words 'this boy' kept running through my head over and over again until it got through the thick fog of vodlka and whatever else was in those stupid drinks. I, Ace Loughty, was kissing a guy. A fucking guy. A fucking straight guy named Charlie Simmons who of course had to be one of the most popular dickheads in Meadow Ridge High. I am so unbelievably fucked. ----- 17 year old Ace Loughty was never one longing to be in the spotlight. In fact, he craved the exact opposite: being left alone. When Ace was 13, the tragic death of his younger sister Eleanor caused him to rapidly gain popularity and pitiful looks. He hated the attention. All of a sudden everyone wanted to be friends with the dead girls brother, they'd promise Ace he would never be alone that they would always be there for him, which he of course knew was untrue, they're all just hungry for attention. Sometime later the school moved onto other drama and gossip, things started to die down and people finally left Ace alone. He moved on with his life, convincing himself he was over Eleanor's death and as quick as the whole thing started, he returned to being lonely, weird, quiet nobody Ace. Just how he liked it. That is until 4 years later when he found himself sprawled out on a bed. With Charlie Simmons hovering over him. Charlie Simmons who was kissing Ace like he would die if he ever dared to stop. Which was all too true. Without kissing Ace, Charlie was as good as dead. *WARNING*: This story will contain themes of severe depression, suicide, abuse and somewhat graphic depiction of self harm. If any of these things may trigger you please rethink reading this story!! Started: January 21st 2020

"Moustache Crackers" (PRINGLES MAN X READER), de deadbeat-dad

" No longer a single pringle. " _________________________________ still got to get to 50 chapters so yknow cry about it shit in () next to names are what other names they are called or were known by this is a joke written like its serious 🌚 we need mental help __________ CREDITS: __________ -me for writing it (riggus mc figgus) -willus mc fillus ( https://twitter.com/T04DI_?t=I9Rv4ojV6tzImQIr3EqYLQ&s=08 ) for coming up with the idea and writing tons of lines for it (basically every paragraph that has the words "hot spicy pringles man" in it) -alfibetti mc spaghetti (nerdling mc turdling) for coming up with the title + the line "y/n nibbles on Pringle mans fingers expecting it to taste of crisps" -lolza mc folza for making the scene with Y/N picking up the pringles can and the trailer for the story 👏👏👏 -fungus mc lungus (derrickson) for making the cover -raggidy mc haggidy (cockgobbler) for doing literally nothing but sleeping or something ______________

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Shrimpy's Very, Very, Naughty Joke Book ⚠️ cover

It just... happened? (boyxboy) cover

"Moustache Crackers" (PRINGLES MAN X READER) cover

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug cover

Spank Me (18+) cover

Banana Bus Squad! (One Shots x-reader) cover

Catch me if you can cover

Tpot GC (Cancelled) cover

In the Hands of the Two Demons (UNDER MAJOR EDITING) cover

Shrimpy's Very, Very, Naughty Joke Book ⚠️

As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly, they made us laugh. We both hope that you find them funny too.....