Six Words' Randomness
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Last published Thu, Aug 18, 2016
Warning: this is not your basic six word story where mostly everything is depressing. This is also known as a jokes book where the only sad thing is that your body can't cope with your laughter. Themes included in the story: food, life and other unappreciated randomness.
Sure there are six words. But does the topic always have to be something dramatic... Takes away the fun in funeral. Well no sir, I am a woman who embraces the fun and adult ball pits. And I will not tolerate with people not seeing the good in life.
So if you've got yourself in a nice snug little room with the fire roaring and dozens of blankets piled up at your feet- let the reading begin!
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