DELINQUENT- TO BE OR NOT TO BE?

So here I am, once again starting off my day by sitting amongst the lowlifes and degenerates of East land High school also commonly referred to as "land of the high" the meaning is literal amongst this crowd. Why am I here you ask well its kind of a funny story NOT!!! For the past sixteen years of my life, I had never once gotten into trouble by anyone including my parents partly due to the fact that unlike most teenagers my age I had NEVER drank a drop of alcohol, snuck out of my house, smoked ANYTHING, been tardy, gotten less than an A, or talked back to ANYONE! I was practically a GOD DAMN ANGEL!!! That is until my fall from grace three weeks ago when the schools golden boy Trevor Donavin spoke those five damning words to me "Can I borrow your pencil?" okay so not exactly damning... but those five simple words ignited a downward spiral of events that not even I could have predicted!