"Alright, listen up and listen good, because I'm only going to say this once; I was not expecting to become a father at the age of 23, nor was I expecting to fall in love with my best friend because of the brat. It was, to say the least, unplanned on my part.
"Considering the circumstances, however, things could have gone a lot worse."
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