How To Do Everything Wrong: The Musical
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  • Reads 584
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  • Parts 10
  • Time 57m
Ongoing, First published Jun 26, 2016
Mature
How does one describe the typical theater geek? Well, you have the obvious traits; They can change clothes quickly, they can quote A LOT of musicals... A LOT, they complain about how "Hamilton" tickets ARE SO HARD TO GET, SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE, ITS LIKE LIN MANUEL MIRANDA WANTS TO TORTURE US OR SOMETHING, HONESTLY I DO- *takes deep breaths* Sorry... I sort of lost my chill there... ANYWAYS, you get the point! My name is Fizzy Rustin, and you are about to read the story of how my life went from: Mildly strange, To: A SHIT TON OF STRANGE, in about 2 seconds. One minute, its 2016, and the next its the 1880's. Don't ask me, I literally have no idea. Be warned, the story I'm about to tell you contains pissed off Prima Donnas, Salty af Phantoms, and a WHOLE LOT OF FANGIRLING. Enjoy the show.

A/N- Wait, is that what Y'all say? Oh well! This is my first fanfic, or story in general, so please be patient with me. Im literally so new to this. Its a little bit ridiculous how clueless I am right now. I don't own any of the characters or music in TPOTO, I only own Fizzy and the strangeness that comes with her.
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