Twisted Deck
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Last published Sun, Dec 25, 2016
There is really nothing to say. I don't know why you're here but if you like a whole lot of Blood, Sex and Booze (Green Day reference) then I would recommend you stay. But if you can't handle your dirty jokes (and scenes) gory fights (like to the stage when even I feel queasy) and a whole lot of swearing then normally this would be the stage where you get the hell out of here you weak humans. But I'm not going to do that, because I really don't care about your feelings. So one of my many hidden talents (for me to read that list, we would be here a long time) is lying. So here goes: This story is about a colourful rainbow who fights off little fairies who want her magical powers. It gets really bad when the rainbow falls in love with a cloud (THEY EVEN KISS!! (Shocked small children)). So if you're not okay with this then I would suggest you leave.
I bet I've confused you now. You really don't know what this story is about. Oh well. Have fun mother DUCKERS.
ALICE
(No, this really isn't that rainbow story.)
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