*PERMANENTLY CLOSED. PLEASE DO NOT APPLY :)* So you want me to read your book. Deal. Loki-dokey. No problemo. But here's a few things you need to know first. 1. I will be doing a review on it in this book. And I will be blunt. If you're looking for honeyed words you're not going to find it here. If I like it I'll tell you and if I don't I'll tell you too. 2. I don't do vote for vote and follow for follow. If I vote for your book it's because I love it so much I probably added it to my library and am banging my head at my laptop waiting for updates. If I follow you it means the only thing stopping me from rushing up to you and screaming "I LOVE YOU AND YOUR STORIES SO MUCH ABSKDHSJFGHKLSW" is social etiquette and the fact that I have no idea who you really are. 3. Obviously my reviews are based on my preferences and obviously there will be people disagreeing with my opinions. And obviously a book I hate might be another person's fave - one man's meat is another man's poison and all that. And obviously the converse might be true. Obviously these things are obvious. But still I have to state these obvious things because some oblivious people don't get it. So come along then. Lemme read your books. ~amazing book cover by fictophilic~All Rights Reserved