Tales from the Script
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“Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” -- Finn and Jake
The following is a horrible piece of fanfiction that I wrote in regards to the Legend of Zelda franchise. I haven't altered the spelling errors or horrid formatting, so what you see is what I genuinely thought was a gripping tale of suspense and mystery. Eleven years, an English and Writing degree, and an award winning playscript later, I'm so glad I was able to find these.
So please, sit back, open up a cold one, and get ready for the "Plan 9 From Outer Space" equivalent of fiction. More chapters to come!
ALSO: For added cringe, check out the youtube video I made chronicling the first chapter. It's sure to give anyone quite a chuckle.
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