Corny BAnD Jokes
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Last published Tue, Nov 1, 2016
Addition to Random BAnD Jokes! Book two: Corny Edition!
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BAnD Joke Series!!
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This is just random jokes that I came up with about FOB, Panic, and a few more. If I accidentally copy a joke, plz forgive and tell me. I did not intentionally do that. Also, if I do decide to use contain not made by me, I will totally give credit. This is for fun purposes only and not to make fun of these AMAZING bands!!!
Enjoy!!
**Some language**
**May embarrass MYSELF and fellow Fandors! (Yes, a word apart of my Pat-u-lary!)
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Let's get corny with it!
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