CH PHILIP ONESHOT CURSE with⨠SHIP OR BURN
58 parts Ongoing Imagine this as a wild, irreverent journey through a fictional world filled with fluff, smut, and a whole lot of language that might make your grandmother blush.
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For the Filipino Simps"
Warning β οΈ
You might need a defibrillator after reading this. Why? You'll see once you saw the past grammar.
Fluff
Smutβ°: In this world, the simps have a secret language. It's a mix of Tagalog, English, and a dash of pure filth. They communicate in code, and only the initiated can understand the depth of their... ahem, "affection." Imagine a simp trying to woo a girl with lines like, "Kung hindi mo ako mahal, 'di ka pa rin masama." It's cheesy, it's cringey, but it's oh-so-Filipino.
Languageβ° like this book is full of BULLSHI-
**NOT TRYING TO OFFEND PEOPLES COUNTRIES!!ΰΌ
**: Oh, but we are. Just kidding! Sort of. But seriously, I have many regrets making this book.
Curse ship spreading this book-β°: This book is a curse on your sanity. Once you start reading, you won't be able to stop cringing yourself.
And full of shits too :): Yeah, this shit sucks..
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Update: (16/04/2025)
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