Puns, comebacks, one-liners - humor
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Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now.
(Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety)
Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like this.
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